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Lawn Demotivational Poster


HUG? - Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower...


TAGS: hug bunny lawnmower
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by BlackNapalm

Kate - May 11, 2009, 7:55 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWw....haha...cute bunny and hilarious poster!!
thehattinninja - March 10, 2009, 5:02 pm
the bunny was hiding the cadbury eggs, hence why i used the lawnmower.
Sean - February 10, 2009, 6:24 pm
Brutally funny. 5 sick poodles from me.


Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony a***ogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Wow.


PREROGATIVE -


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


3 Feet = 1 Yard -


TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:29 pm
Lord knows I couldn't wait to start driving so-badly, I looked forward to using the '57 Jacobsen Chief lawn-tractor at a young age. (I wasn't allowed a go-cart)
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.


WORSE THAN ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies nazis lawn gnomes
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: death is a lawn dart
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 8, 2009, 11:21 pm
Huh? Now that I think about it, I coulda sworn it was ... ah, well, that couldn't last.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 11:14 pm
Definitely not Zsa Zsa, bud.
Sean - November 8, 2009, 11:12 pm
There was that time when we both agreed that Eva Gabore was our fovoritist Gabore sister ... or was it Zsa Zsa? Anyway, the important thing is that we agreed.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
It's a rare occasion, but Sean and I actually agree on this point. All motifakers should get a red marker and draw an X on this day in their calendars.
Sean - November 8, 2009, 9:05 pm
... and everybody gets a trophy ... that's my favourite act of organized wussification of the young.
Sean - November 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
Dad's idea of culling the herd ran more to Death Race 2000, than to allowing stupid nature to take it's course.
CANADA - November 8, 2009, 9:02 pm
WOOT! protecting kids from themselve like this will prove to be a mistake. already now when someone does somthing stupid they sue because they feel it is someone elses fault. and if kids are growing up to see this it will grow to be much worse
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:56 pm
Can I get a WOOT?!
CANADA - November 8, 2009, 8:55 pm
well said WTFO!
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:46 pm
Ahh, the good old days when kids were allowed to have fun. Kids now have to wear a helmet to jerk-off. Let Darwin weed out a few so we don't get another generation of pussified ignorant losers.
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 6:12 pm
That's how my cousin got his nickname! One-eye Larry hates lawn darts now.
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 3:24 am
Back when dirt, sticks and an imagination were enough to keep a kid busy for hours. OK, so I was poor growing up.
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 9:54 pm
Mom would say - "Go Play", then act vaguely surprised when you survived to come back home for dinner. Good times.
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 8:28 pm
Yeah, Sean.... "Uncle" Steve didn't go easy on you, did he?
Sean - August 8, 2009, 7:59 pm
Yep. My childhood was "Not for the weak of forehead."
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 7:52 pm
Ahhhh.... back in the day. When they built boys tough.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 5:23 pm
Man I remember playing with those - all the "new" toys are all safe and no fun anymore...can't even get'em painted with lead anymore!


GET OFF MY LAWN -




PECKING ORDER -




INGENUITY - In the end, this is the best way. ...the dog just kept chasing its tail.


TAGS: ingenuity lawn mower pole grass
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:23 pm
Good one. 5L


EMO LAWNS - They cut themselves, so you don't have to.


TAGS: emo lawns cutting
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by curzondax12

rerun - January 26, 2011, 6:45 pm

@curzo, don't sweat the small stuff. Everybody here has a learning curve & you are doing fine. as for the rest of you thanking me....I know nothing.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 6:16 pm
You are the man Rerun!!
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:12 pm
seriously I don't see why my people hate jews :D I love you man.
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:09 pm
Gee, what a shame RR. Thank, Hammy.
curzondax12 - January 26, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well I had no intention of stealing anyones idea, but the fact is I see lots on here that are repeats. With the *millions?* of entries posted you are going to find repeats. I just don't whine about it. TY for the compiliments from the rest
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:07 pm
seriously I'm here to back you up Claire, not that you need it.
rerun - January 26, 2011, 6:06 pm

I'm sorry...I seemed to have perma-banned some troll......I am not sure how that happened, my finger must have slipped on all 7 steps.
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:03 pm
It's what I'm here for. Really.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 6:01 pm
Thank you Claire. I feel like a grammer Nazi, only it's everything that guy says that irks me.
Claire - January 26, 2011, 5:59 pm
Don't worry, coldinjected. You may be above it but I'm not. (:
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 5:58 pm
Well FSU, if you've seen it over the past 5 months, it could've been this one. I'm trying to avoid trolling you but your extremely irritating. Please, comment on more current posters with fresh comments.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:38 pm
I've seen this before
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Well played.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:17 pm
Thank you, I am learning
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 8:11 pm
Very nice curzo.


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: that lawn ain t gonna mow itself iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:22 pm
I wanted to vote on that one yest5rday, but then, you know... :)


TALKING TO PLANTS -




RERUN -




Pranksters -




SUMMER'S SONG -


TAGS: lawnmower grass quartet kids
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - June 2, 2012, 12:02 pm
I laughed; my kid is still trying to figure it out...
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:38 am
Exactly. Outdoor activity is non-exsistant. It's just the inconvenient walk from the house to the car. ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:23 am
Do kids today even know what a lawn mower is? Or do they think the grass is cut by an app?


She Who Must Be Obeyed -


TAGS: wife grow lawn bowling balls
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Oldsod - April 8, 2014, 6:59 am
Well, she claims there is, but at our age...
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:36 pm
Gotta be at least one?
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:28 pm
NOTHING quite lives up to her expectations!


Get off the lawn Now!! -


TAGS: lawn off now
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LWB505



RERUN -


TAGS: lawn bomb poster evolution hammy
Rating: 4.47/5

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Hawamleh - April 1, 2012, 5:26 pm
Why thank you ! and they can vote whatever they want ! I won in a thread against great people, all the rating I need !
M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 3:49 pm
I see the first vote was a 1L bomber... sigh, anyway congrats on your win Hammy


house hold chores -




REDNECKS - "Hydraulic Hopping Competitions"... No longer just for the low-rider connoisseur.




U. S. SYNCRONIZED LAWN MOWER TEAM - Sorry boys, but there is no way in hell you will ever see it in the Olympics




I WANT TO SELL YOU MY DONKEY - Because $100 Is A Lot To Me And My Lawn Mower Is Worth It


TAGS: donkey lawnmower
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by elchay

MO - August 14, 2009, 6:49 pm
He ahh, He ahh....likes long walks and a good belly rub.
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 2:31 pm
*bows down to LogicDude*
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 2:28 pm
I see they are still peddling a** on Craigslist.


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